The Worst Day Since Yesterday.

The DSB is having the WORST DAY EVER!
Lets start from the very begining, a very good place to start.

8:00 am : I leave for the gym. The DSB is up but taking his time as he was going into work late because he was going to watch the Germany vs. Croatia Euro Championship match over at his parents house, because they're Germans and they get all hot and bothered over some soccer action. Plus it's a tradition that he watch the Germany games in tournaments such as these (like the World Cup) over with the Folks.

8:20 am : The DSB (probably wearing his Germany jersey) goes outside to find a parking officer writing him a ticket as it is Thursday and after 8am our side of the street becomes a no parking zone due to street sweeping. He takes it in stride and goes inside to pay the $50 ticket and drops it off at the mail box on his way to his parents house.
Poor DSB

10:00 am (ish) : Germany loses to Croatia 2-1. I can only speculate that he took the opportunity to swear in German.
Poor DSB

10:30 am : He goes to work and realizes he has left his wallet at home. He leaves work and drives all the way home in the shop van to come home a retrieve it.

11:00 : He leaves to go back to work only to come back about 5 min later. He throws open the door and yells "You've got to be KIDDING ME!"
The shop van has a flat tire.
Poor DSB

11:30 : The DSB finishes changing the tire and goes to put the good jack back in the garage. I'm about to leave when I notice I have to be the bearer of more bad news.

Me: Hey baby?
DSB: Yeah?
Me: The rear tire is also almost flat.
DSB: (Big Sigh).....Of course it would be. Of course.

POOR DSB.
I'm gonna get him a six pack of beer and some cookies cause he deserves it.