It's So Hot.....

HOW HOT IS IT?
It's so hot that it was 108 today at the casa de Scrapper.
It's so hot that I've developed heat rash under my Bazoombas and it itches.
It's so hot that I got my nails done (for like the first time in forever) and they were dry in like 30 seconds.
It's so Hot the cactus in the yard is dying.
It's so hot that Nick got fed up with the heat and....long story short I just finished shaving his head in my kitchen....it's that freaking hot.
When ever I stand up I'm horrified to discover that the back of my pants are damp from my legs sweating, and the power was out on Lankershim creating this kinda Mad Max Road Warrior kind of vibe.

It's hot hot hot.
When I got into my car today I sat down and let out a scream of pain since I now have 2nd degree burns from the black vinyl seat.
Damn you valley heat.