I walked into a door

Seriously.
I have a busted up nose and a sorta black eye. I'm sext as hell right now.
Here's what happened.
We have a house guest. The DSB decided that we would sleep with the door closed. We normally leave it open. I woke up in the middle of the night and decided to use the restroom. It is PITCH BLCAK in the bedroom. I was half asleep and a hurry to get to the bathroom and pee.
WHAM!
AM think's it's broken and it has been bleeding a bit from one nostril.
There's a small gash on the bridge and it's purple.
I'm pissed.
I told the DSB to leave the freakin' door open tonight.
If it gets worse tomorrow I'm going to the doctor. As if my giant schnozz isn't prominent enough huh?