Cleaning like a Meth Addict

So we're having a party tomorrow and I've been cleaning the house like the girl in this PSA.
Ok Meth isn't funny but this ad is. I love the giant flamingo.
I've mopped my kitchen floor twice and the bathroom 3 times. I hate white tile floors. You cannot keep them looking clean. I have a feeling I'm gonna have to mop again before our guests arrive. Normally I'm not an insane cleaning machine. I hate to clean, but it's important that my friends don't know what a lousy house keeper I am. Also Our kitchen floor is NEVER clean. I gurantee you even though I just cleaned it oh 15 min ago If I walk across it in white socks the bottoms of them would be black. It's just the way it is.